WHY IS THIS IDIOT DRIVING SO SLOW??

Have you ever been driving behind someone and thought "why is this idiot driving so slow?" Then a lane opens up so you are able to pass them and you discover that they are conviently chatting it up on their cell phone! If you are like me you probably would be pissed about this, well Ford is about to give us another reason to be mad at stupid drivers. The Ford Motor company will soon offer an in-dash computer with high-speed internet and a battery-powered ink-jet printer on its F150

pick-up trucks and commerical vans. The in-dash computer is a 6.5 in touch-screen powered by Microsoft Windows CE and Windows Autos. It connects to the internet through Sprint's cellular Broadband and is Bluetooth enabled. The Working Solutions Package will be available in the 2009 model trucks and vans this summer. I know this is meant for business use and at first glance it seems like a really good idea but lets think about this for a second... How many fools can we expect to purchase these vehicles for their own personal use and ride around causing accidents because their busy trying to friend request someone on Myspace?? Think this one over Ford...Seriously

"D" DOESN'T STAND FOR DESTINY'S CHILD ANYMORE

Well I'm not one to start rumors so I will say I'm just making an observation... But is it me or does Kelly look a little larger in the chest area lately?? I mean she looks great in her bikini but when did she become so developed??

SOJOURNER TRUTH MUST BE TURNING IN HER GRAVE

Now sometimes we take things too far! This is the "Black History Issue" of Smooth magazine. Now I just want to know, how does oiled up broads in g-strings relate to the historic struggle that blacks went through in this country?? I mean if you are selling sex that's fine, do what you do but please DON'T try to intertwine the two.. MY PEOPLE, MY PEOPLE..

Bow Wow and Omarion are in it too *blank stare*

YES WE CAN!...HOPEFULLY

"Recorded in Los Angeles, January 30 and 31st, Jesse Dylan directs a star-studded tribute to the man who could very well become America’s next leader: Senator Barack Obama."

The talent for the song/video are as follows:

Adam Rodriguez, Alfonso Ribeiro, Amaury Nolasco, Amber Valletta, Auden Mccaw, Anson Mount, Austin Nichols, Aisha Tyler,bryan Greenberg,cliff Collins,common,derek Watkins, Ed Kowalczyk, Enrique Murciano, Eric Balfour, Eric Olsen, Esthero, Fred Goldring, Harold Perrineau, Herbie Hancock, Hill Harper, John Legend, John Schaech, Kareem Abdul Jabbar, Kate Walsh, Kelly Hu, Maya Rubin, Nick Cannon, Nicole Scherzinger, Sam Page, Sarah Wright, Scarlett Johansson,Shoshannah stern, Taryn manning, Tatyana Ali, Tracee Ellis Ross, Will.I.Am

WHAT UP GANGSTA??

Robert DeNiro and 50 Cent did a double cover issue for Vibe's March issue. At first glance I thought wow this is a pretty odd couple but the more I thought about it, They have more in common than you may think. Both of these men have made a living portraying gangsters. DeNiro played a big part of rap culture ever since his portrayal of Vito in The Godfather trilogy. This summer DeNiro, 50 and Al Pacino will all star in Righteous Kill, a $60 million film, which is in short, about gangster cops. This should be interesting. I guess. I think the whole ganster movie this is getting kind of lame. I mean don't get me wrong, I love my fair share of shoot em up movies but how many times can they recreate the same idea over and over. But since America loves violence, I predict this film will be a blockbuster.

LIFE IS ART

These propaganda posters were created by contemporary artist/graphic designer Shepard Fairy. This is a really cool youth culture endorsement for Obama's campaign. I like.

BYE BYE KWAME!!

Ok I'm a not a big sports fan, I'm not even a big basketball fan but I loooove The Lakers! And today my team finally got rid of this worthless piece of a player named Kwame Brown. If you think that's harsh of me to say then let me give you some stats. Kwame Brown is earning $9.1 million dollars for the rest of this season and he averages a measly 5.7 a game. FIVE POINTS A GAME! I will even give him the benefit and round up to 6... SIX POINTS A GAME, for $9 mil! Get the f*ck outta here!! This fool even got booood at a home game in the Staples Center. Hey what can I say LA is a tough crowd. Anyways The Lakers finally traded his sorry a$$ for 7 footer Paul Gasol who averages 18.8 points and 8.6 rebounds. So finally the Lakers fans can breathe a little easier. At least for the moment. I'm sure they will be throwing plenty of "Good Riddens Kwame" parties this weekend! ENJOY!

Welcome Mr. Gasol!!

THE SIGN SAYS DON'T FEED THE FAT PEOPLE!

Three lawmakers want to make it illegal for restaurants in Mississippi to serve obese customers.

House Bill No. 282 which will be introduced in this month states:

"Any food establishment to which this section applies shall not be allowed to serve food to any person who is obese, based on criteria prescribed by the State Department of Health after consultation with the Mississippi Council on Obesity Prevention and Management established under Section 41-101-1 or its successor. The State Department of Health shall prepare written materials that describe and explain the criteria for determining whether a person is obese, and shall provide those materials to all food establishments to which this section applies. A food establishment shall be entitled to rely on the criteria for obesity in those written materials when determining whether or not it is allowed to serve food to any person."

The proposal is going to allow health inspectors to take away permits from restaurants who repeatedly serve obese customers. The bill is not expected to gain much support. Now what kind of nonsense is this?? I guess they're trying to put a limit on food like alcohol.

Can you imagine that: "I'm sorry sir/mam I cannot serve you another cheeseburger, you are obese according to the written law and you have reached the state limit"

Prediction if this becomes a law by some miraculous event, I'm guessing the crime rate will shoot up in Mississippi!!

BURY ME A G??

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Can you guess who this plump sculpture above is supposed to be? It's Oprah Winfrey! This was created by Daniel Edwards, who has a little too much time on his hands and an obvious obsession with Oprah. Hey that's kinda hard to say... obvious obsession with Oprah.. sorry I get amused easily. Anyways the "Oprah Sarcophagus" is supposedly Edward's way of celebrating a living goddess. Ooook! My first thought is I know Oprah did not pose for this so Edward's using his demented imagination to guess what she looks like naked! And clearly he thinks her breast droop down at her sides. Hmmm maybe they will bury her in it