THE SIGN SAYS DON'T FEED THE FAT PEOPLE!

Three lawmakers want to make it illegal for restaurants in Mississippi to serve obese customers.

House Bill No. 282 which will be introduced in this month states:

"Any food establishment to which this section applies shall not be allowed to serve food to any person who is obese, based on criteria prescribed by the State Department of Health after consultation with the Mississippi Council on Obesity Prevention and Management established under Section 41-101-1 or its successor. The State Department of Health shall prepare written materials that describe and explain the criteria for determining whether a person is obese, and shall provide those materials to all food establishments to which this section applies. A food establishment shall be entitled to rely on the criteria for obesity in those written materials when determining whether or not it is allowed to serve food to any person."

The proposal is going to allow health inspectors to take away permits from restaurants who repeatedly serve obese customers. The bill is not expected to gain much support. Now what kind of nonsense is this?? I guess they're trying to put a limit on food like alcohol.

Can you imagine that: "I'm sorry sir/mam I cannot serve you another cheeseburger, you are obese according to the written law and you have reached the state limit"

Prediction if this becomes a law by some miraculous event, I'm guessing the crime rate will shoot up in Mississippi!!

BURY ME A G??

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Can you guess who this plump sculpture above is supposed to be? It's Oprah Winfrey! This was created by Daniel Edwards, who has a little too much time on his hands and an obvious obsession with Oprah. Hey that's kinda hard to say... obvious obsession with Oprah.. sorry I get amused easily. Anyways the "Oprah Sarcophagus" is supposedly Edward's way of celebrating a living goddess. Ooook! My first thought is I know Oprah did not pose for this so Edward's using his demented imagination to guess what she looks like naked! And clearly he thinks her breast droop down at her sides. Hmmm maybe they will bury her in it 

BEFORE THEY WERE STARS...EVE IS THAT YOU??

Well it has been said that Eve was a "dancer" before she was famous but geeez I guess she just was doing her job. Bet she never thought these pics would leak out. This is exactly why I tell people to be careful what you do because you never know who you will become...

ANOTHER EDITION OF WHAT IDIOTS LOOK LIKE..

If you have ever wondered what idiots look like, well you are in luck. No one knows who these dudes are but that is not the point. I already said that breakfast should never be worn after I seen Pharrell's waffle shoes by Ice Cream shown here
But now we have this...somebody should just throw a gallon of milk on him. put him out of his misery!

RONMEY SAYS TO MCCAIN: IS THAT YOU MR. NIXON?

Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney accused rival John McCain of adopting to Nixon- like tendencies. His charges stem from McCain's claims that Romney has a timetable set up for the withdrawal of troops in Iraq. In other words he is accusing Ronmey of siding with the democrats ideas and views of the war. McCain made this charge during the Florida primary before Romney could rebut and went on to win the state. Romney claimed that this kind of campaigning "was reminiscent of the Nixon era"..Oooh. Well of course when infamous names such as Nixon get thrown into the mix people start talking.... Former House speaker Dennis Hastert of Illinois chimed in reminding folks of the Keating Five savings-and-loan scandal that McCain and four other senators were involved in. Tsk Tsk.

Romney said that his references to Nixon were not attacks on McCain's integrity, "I think he's a man of character" But he added, "I think he took a sharp detour off the Straight-Talk Express" (which is the name of McCain's tour bus)...Ha! Republicans are so corny.

 

YES YES YA'LL

This is for all the hip hop aficionados out there. Jewelry by Darkcloud Silver for Oye Modern has created a collection of urban music symbols including turntables, a mic and even a spray can in sterling silver. These pieces are all handmade in Sydney, Australia by Nathan Thomas who crafted them out of his passion for the hip hop culture. The pieces go for about $300 each. But I guarantee that this is something no one else will be wearing. Very different

I'LL KEEP YOU IN MY PRAYERS LADIES..

Now I know this has got to be some sort of publicity stunt because I know these girls cannot be this stupid. The ladies of Danity Kane recently spoke to Hot 97's Miss Jones about Keyshia Cole's singing ability or lack thereof. Bringing up some video of Keyshia singing horribly on YouTube and all. They also talked about how Keyshia had been very rude to them on several occasions, five to be exact!! They claimed that during a taping of TRL she slammed the dressing room door in their faces when they were just trying to come compliment her.. So they decided to fire back! Oh really...

Well I will just say this, I hope Diddy has hired extra security for these girls because I'm sure that Keyshia and her ride or die fam bam are ready locked and loaded. They are very familiar with the penal system as we all were made aware by watching BOTH seasons Keyshia's show. I'm sure they won't mind doing a lil time for bodying one of these little songbirds...God be with u ladies!